Yesterday was a day where a lot of classic shit was being said:
1. “She’s like the ODB of cooking” – me referring to this girl who cooked possibly the best 3-course meal I’ve ever had in my life, while being completely hammered and high the entire time.
2. “I’m tired of everything right now man. If I wasn’t such a pussy I’d actually kill myself.” – friend of mine speaking on being depressed.
3. “no bad vibes. heard ya made it with my x, congrats.. i couldn’t take her back, she was not too happy.” – random myspace message
4. “Between the stress of work and the meds, my libido is pretty much gone.”– girl that I was actually out on a date with.
That last one had me like this: