Why does this exist?

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I was in the grocery store today, picking up the normal stuff (eggs, bread, milk, etc.) when I came across this.  It’s called Pickled Rope Bolonga.

I beg of you…please explain this ungodly creation to me…I’m still trying to wrap my brain around it.

Why does this exist?

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